“OK I signed up but please no mug. I prefer to be a loser.” (RC)
Remember our last drawing MUG on a MUG? After PLEADING with friends and colleagues to “follow” CATNIPblog I received the above message from my grade-school crush (who shall remain nameless but knows who he is . . . cuz I told him.)
Many of you have made it abundantly clear you don’t want things, so DO NOT MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY to not get anything!
Announcing the no-giveaway-once-in-a-full-moon opportunity to invite your friends and family to FOLLOW CATNIPblog and receive nothing at all in return except for . . .
. . . Peggy & Judy’s unabashed gratitude cuz they do not want to spend the last remaining days of their lives typing their little fingers to the bone, creating uproariously funny drawings and taxing their little brains trying to figure out how to get more readers.
Looking for blog “Followers” by Peggy
Here’s all you have to do to insure you never have to apologize to Peggy & Judy with lame excuses like they’ve already heard:
- I don’t know what a blog is.
- I don’t have a computer
- I can’t find the “follow” box even though you have told me it’s in the upper right hand corner of the blog.
join my grade-school crush (who continues to remain nameless). Send this link http://CATNIPBLOG.com to your friends and family to FOLLOW CATNIPblog. And if they are allergic to cats FOLLOW CURIOUS TO THE MAX where almost none of Judy’s drawings have fur, much less clothes. (Click here for what I’m talking about.)
Join hundreds of other wonderful fellow-followers on the CATNIPblog of OFFICIAL LOSERS – you will receive nothing, at no time, nohow in perpetuity.”
Black hole of cyber-space
PLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEZ tell your friends and family to FOLLOW so Peggy & Judy can start the new year knowing all their hard work isn’t being sucked into the black hole of cyber-space without proper appreciation.
They don’t even have to read any of the posts . . . we’ll never know.
Dear Jack, Human-being B.B.B. (Bounteous Beneficent Benefactor) and Charlie, Canine Dog,
Jack, You are my new Fan Club PRESIDENT and Joyce (my former Fan Club President is now your Vice President in charge of membership. For a list of your duties and obligations please click here:
Charlie’s MUG on a mug
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Dear Rick, Human-being,
Thank you for the inspiration of doing a “Follow your KNOWS” mug. We’ve had requests to buy products with pet’s, friends or relative’s pictures.
After some investigation . . . “we” (the imperial “WE”, read Peggy) would be happy to create a mug, button, t-shirt etc. etc. with photo you send us.
If Zazzle makes it, we can decorate it!
Rick’s “mug” is proof:
Rick’s MUG on a mug-on-a-mug
“Follow your KNOWS”
Special Orders – Here’s how:
- Go to Zazzle and pick the product you wish your picture to be placed on. Zazzle has tons of products – clothing, household, posters, . . .
- Send the picture and your choice of product via e-mail to PeggyJudyTime@gmail.com
- We will notify you with instructions and a link to Zazzle. As soon as it’s ready you can . . .
- . . . Go to ZAZZLE CATNIP Store to purchase it. Zazzle will ship it directly to you or to the person you are gifting.
Zazzle has frequent promotions so your particular item will undoubtedly be on sale at some time.
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Dear Joyce, human-being, former Freddie Fan Club President and Current Vice President in Charge of Marketing,
Cookie Klenner is a runner-up since one of the drawing winners never responded! (and she looks like me)
Cookie’s magnet mug
Freddie Parker Westerfield, S.C.B.M. & FDM
Senior Canine Blog Master and Free Drawing Meister
Freddie’s Mug on a Mug
Dear Human-beings who had the good sense, not to mention the intelligence, to enter my giveaway by commenting on or following CATNIPblog,
My mug can be your mug
Unless you are a blogger you might not know that every commenter and follower is catalogued in the statistics. This makes my job easy keeping track of everyone (and how many treats I get).
- I assigned every person who commented or “followed” a number.
- A random number generator on the Web gave me 3 numbers.
- I matched the randomly generated numbers to potential winners AND
TA DA!!!! GRRRRRAND Winners
If that’s you:
1. If you don’t have a pet, go IMMEDIATELY to Zazzle.com/catnipblog and pick out the Mug or Mood Magnet you want and e-mail* your choice with your name & mailing address
2. If you want your pet’s mug on a mug (or magnet) take a picture of your pet’s mug and e-mail* it with your name & mailing address to:
You’ll get your treat via U.S. Postal Service
Freddie Parker Westerfield, CDM, CB
Certified Drawing Master & Consummate Blogger
P.S. It’s still not too late to follow because according to my blogging contract I receive a treat for every new follower . . . in perpetuity.