Santa CLAUStrophobia:
Fear of fly-by night men who are partial to the color red, use environmentally appropriate transportation and make their employees wear pointy shoes.
This phobia is often triggered by anticipation of shoveling snow and spending time with relatives in closed quarters. It is characterized by over-spending, over-indulging, delusions of family harmony, leaving cookies and milk out to spoil and . . . lying to children.
Have a HUMAN(E) Christmas!
Lickingly LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,
Freddie
P.S. My Humans say to tell you to have a DOG-GONE
Merry Christmas AND . . .
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My dear sweet Freddie, Please tell your humans that I wish them a Merry Christmas as well. Did you get many treats? Are you on Santa’s nice list? XO
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Dear Linda T, Human-being,
I told my humans your wish even though I am still waiting for SPECIAL TREATS. I was told that Santa got caught in California traffic, his phone needed charging so his GPS wasn’t working so he was traveling in the wrong direction and gave the exhausted reindeer all my treats. I prefer thinking that rather than not telling the truth my Human’s have overly active imaginations.
I hope that you got good treats before Santa got caught in traffic.
Frankly,
Freddie
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Happy Holidays to all the folks over at Max Your Mind.
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Shari,
Thank you so much, same to you. Happy holidays and Happy New Year from all us critters!!
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