Guaranteed* to decrease moping, malcontent and feeling blue. Gratitude is now available over-the-counter, but should not be used off-label for conditions other than dysphoria.
Adverse Side effects
- Only take as directed, no more than 100 gratitudes a day, or may induce euphoria, resulting in dancing nude on the beach which can lead to skin cancer.
- Can cause lightheartedness in individuals with pre-existing conditions of joy
- May impair balance and equilibrium with danger of falling in love with yourself or others.
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